Okay so I can't sleep.
At all.
That's what I get when I sleep until 10:45 then sleep from 3 until 7:30 ;D
AH WELL.
People are wankers.
So my mam's smoking again, she went down the back of the garden for like 5 minutes tonight while i was TALKING to Lucy in the kitchen.
YES I TALKED TO HER O:
And then she came back in and said I'm going to bed, she walked past me and I just looked at her like O_________o as she walked out then went to Lucy "Is she smoking again?" and she said yeah.
BITCH.
Trying to fucking hide it from me.
ndjfdfjkldfhjskldfjsldk WEVVA.
The world is fucked.
The people in there world are fucked.
So therefore WE are fucked.
That what me and Jana came up with today walking home from school.
I was walking to school today and I was stopped at some lights so I decided to turn left up this little road and then I just spent the rest of the morning/afternoon walking around the place listening to music, it was sunny so I was happy.
Then Jana texted me saying "GO TO SCHOOL" so I texted her and she said she was leaving school early so I met up with her and walked home with her ^___^
It was nice even though now I feel like the BIGGEST waster ever.
BUT MEH.
Life's fucked sure, who cares like!
Yeah so I can't sleep.
I realised now that we only ave like... 10 days until we have to hand in our film for Film Studies and we haven't even started it so that made me start thinking about stuff we could do it on. I CAME UP WITH LOADS.
Fucking typical that I'd start thinking about doing all this stuff when we probably don't have enough time to do it in ;D
SO YEAH
I came up with loads roysh.
The opening title can be "NOT ANOTHER CEREAL KILLER SPOOF MOVIE..." then It'll go to this box of Coco Pops and someone will throw something at it, MAYBE A KNIFE, and it'll fall over... then someone will jump on the box so it explodes :D
So that's the opening... DO YOU LOVE IT?
Then the next scene is the "killer", hopefully being played by jonny, will be walking down the hall. It'll be a POV shot and you'll see the killer looking at all the people in the hall then he'll spot the "slut" played by Shauna. She'll have a sign around her neck or on the saying "SLUT" and he'll look down at his "death list" and it'll say:
DEATH LIST
1. All sluts die first
and then he'll kill her.
NEXT SCENE IS THE CATHERINE TATE SPOOF.
It'll be another POV from the killer and he'll be tapped on the back by Shauna AGAIN playing another character.
She'll be the Annoying Posh Yoghurt Lady.
She'll say "Ronald, (THAT'S THE KILLER'S NAME, Don't ask me why) Imogen, Chloe, Fergus and I are having a CINNAMON and GOOOOOOOSEBERRY youghurt, would you like one?"
and the camera/killer will shake his head and she'll say
"Oh go on, it's ever so yummy in your tummy!"
and he'll shake his head again and she'll say
"Oh go on, don't be such a Negative Nancy"
and he'll shake his head and look at his death list which will say
DEATH LIST
1. All sluts die first
2. Then kill Annoying Posh Yoghurt Lady
and he'll stab her and she'll fall down with the yoghurt still in her hand.
HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE IT LIKE?
Theeeeeeeeeeeen, the killer will go into a computer room and Eoin McKevitt, hopefully, will be sitting in there in front of a computer and on the computer screen we'll have stuck a piece of paper with "2girls1cup" written on it and the killer will sit down beside Eoin and say "Whatcha watchin'?" and Eoin will say "2girls1cup..." and look all dozy...
THEEEEEN we'll cut to 2 girls holding 1 cup standing in a field and they'll be bopping to "What What In Da Butt" song also looking very dozy...
Then we'll cut back to Eoin and the Killer and Eoin will turn to the side and look at the killer with a big open mouthed dozy look on his face and the killer will just be looking at him then look at the camera then look at Eoin again and shake his head... then I'm thinking maybe he should kill Eoin... But I'm not entirely sure yet. I'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
If he is going to kill him first he'll look at his death list which will say:
DEATH LIST
1. All sluts die first
2. Then kill Annoying Posh Yoghurt Lady
3. Now kill Porno Boy.
and as he kills each one he'll be ticking them off.
After that scene I think I have the killer just walking off into the distance while "What What In Da Butt" plays in the background... Or maybe he'll dance off into the distance. I wonder if Jonny would dance?
It's all scribbled down on sheets of paper over near by bed, I just CANNOT be bummed to go get them.
SO YAAAAH. I likes it.
But I don't think Ms. Rock will, it has no meaning or motive... hell we don't even have a script written ha.
But she did say everyone gets a distinction if they hand in a film in the end so once we hand it in we're grand. Doesn't matter if it's not that well structured.
WE'RE 4TH YEARS. Fuck off like.
YOU'LL TAKE WHAT YOU'RE GIVEN AND LIKE IT.
I'm sure the out takes will be well funny too, ha I don't even know how to edit it... what do I download or wevva? Maybe I'll ask Jana or Donna what they used for theirs.
Well, I'm probably aiming waaaaaaaay too high but sure right now I don't care, it's 3am and I'm giddy.
We;ll see what the twins think when i show them my scribbles tomorrow, either they'll love them, hate them or just bring me to my sense that it cannot in face be done EVEN THOUGH me and jonny have done bigger and better things than this in the past, but sure we were young and stupid and full of happiness back then.
WE'LL SEE.
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